Face
The squint
White body. Black eyes. Two round arms on the desk. evmbot is the bot in the logo. If the face does not match, it is not evmbot.
01 — Meet evmbot
evmbot is personnel. Not a face passing through — a round white unit assigned to the EVM, wearing the same closed-eye grin as the banner. The symbol is evmbot. The chain is Ethereum. The salary is ETH.
evmbot.status
onlineFace
White body. Black eyes. Two round arms on the desk. evmbot is the bot in the logo. If the face does not match, it is not evmbot.
Posting
evmbot works Ethereum. You fund a wallet with ETH, swap on Uniswap, and the personnel bot of the EVM clocks in.
Name
Name evmbot. Symbol evmbot. The token you buy is $evmbot. One word, so the bot is easy to call and easy to check.
02 — Identification
evmbot does not wear a second name. Check the row, copy the CA, then open the swap.
03 — Ethereum
Four steps to buy $evmbot with Ethereum. ETH goes in. evmbot comes out. Uniswap handles the swap.
Install MetaMask, Rabby, or any wallet that speaks Ethereum. Create the wallet and keep the recovery phrase offline. evmbot will never ask you for it.
Add ETH on Ethereum mainnet. ETH is what you swap for $evmbot, and a little extra ETH pays the network fee. Other chains do not reach this desk.
Press Buy Now. Uniswap opens with ETH in and $evmbot out. If the token field is empty, paste the CA and confirm the name reads evmbot.
Check the amount, the contract, and the fee. Confirm in your wallet. If $evmbot stays hidden, add the token with the CA so the bot shows in your balance.
CA
0x0e45c6356637a3c71d450764c37ae69ae69011de
04 — Market
The $evmbot pair on Ethereum, embedded from Dexscreener. Same CA. Same bot.
dexscreener.com/ethereum/0x0e45c6356637a3c71d450764c37ae69ae69011de
05 — Comms
Personnel keeps a Telegram and a squint on X. Pull up if you want the bot in the room.